Whenever you're asked to mow the lawn, do a horrible job.
Impress your loved ones with how bad you are at house chores.
Miss spots, run over the garden hose, ram the mower into the doghouse.
Mow a swatstica in the grass, if that's what it takes.
They'll never ask you to do it again.
That's an hour of your life back. Your welcome.
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