Pro-Life NFL

My stance on pro-lifers, especially the political ones, is that they should just adopt a lot of kids.

Go to abortion clinics, and offer to take up the ladies' kids.

It's easier to say 'save a life' when you don't have to take any responsibility for it.

Like how fat people can yell at NFL players that they're not running fast enough.

Go get your own touchdown, tubby.