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When it comes to making porn with a girlfriend, it's fine getting naked pictures.  But once you send out photos of yourself to her, you get paranoid.

You'll worry that you'll be scanning some porn site and see a link to 'tall white dude does a goofy impression during orgasm' or something.

'2 million hits, including all your family members and the little old lady at the grocery store who now strokes the bread rolls and licks her lips every time you're trying to buy a bagel'