"What is it, Lassie? Timmy's stuck down a well? He's there right now? Well then we gotta go right -
...you mean, he was there? A few days ago? So he got himself out?
....You don't know.
As in, you heard from him, but then took your sweet time getting here?
What the hell happened in the meantime, Lassie?"
"A smokebreak? Several smoke breaks? I didn't know Collies could smoke. How do you light the thing without thumbs?
What else, Lassie?
...Gilmore Girls? You sat your furry ass in front of a Gilmore girls marathon, occasionally pissing on Timmy's bed?
What do you mean, 'it was him or me'?
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See, THIS is why they went through a dozen Lassies. They just couldn't stay on-the-ball with correspondence.
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